Archive for March, 2008

China uses ‘panda porn to sexercise’ zoo population into mating

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

China uses ‘panda porn to sexercise’ zoo population into mating

They have been forced to endure pornographic DVDs, invasive IVF and even a mock wedding to encourage them to breed.
But now sex-shy pandas are to be subjected to a new tactic to spur them on to have more babies - ’sexercise’.
Zoo keepers at the Chengdu Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the Sichuan province, South West China, are putting their charges through a rigorous exercise scheme - mainly involving apples - with the aim of improving their mating skills.
‘Sexercising’: Zoo keepers claim making pandas dance for an apple improves their stamina and pelvic floor muscles

The fruit is dangled from a string above the panda, luring it to stand on two legs.
Keepers claim the technique teaches the creatures to perform a dance-like routine that strengthens the pelvic and hip area, boosting the animal’s stamina.
Yang Kuxing, keeper of ten pandas in the centre’s maternity ward, said that sexercise should aid the males when mating.
‘After pandas succeed in taking the standing-up exercise, we feed them apples to reward them,’ he added.
Such quirky measures are designed to ensure the survival of one of the world’s most endangered animals.
Last November, China had 239 pandas living in captivity with another 27 overseas. Just 1,569 are believed to live in the wild and remote corners of the South West of China.

Watch and learn: Captive pandas, who normally learn how to mate from other creatures, are having to be taught by videos, dubbed ‘panda porn’

And to combat any female indifference, male pandas with a bit more experience are also being called in to help their more innocent companions.
One official said: ‘We arrange lovemaking between two excellent pandas in front of inexperienced pandas which have never had sex. It does work.’
More than 30 per cent of the 68 pandas at the base are capable of having sex naturally compared with just 10 per cent a decade ago.

Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix - World Premiere

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix - World PremiereToday, is the world’s release of Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix. Its latenight shows were supposed to hit the records and show the biggest figure for the Wednesday releasing films. The former record-holder is “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” and its box-office takings more than $8 million (these happy event took place in 2003). The fifth part of Harry Potter cinema version is managed to win the Lord but, unfortunately, they failed to win “The Pirate’s of The Caribbean”, the third part of this trilogy! It gathered 13 million of dollars! Let’s turn to the history, “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,” gathered $6 million, but it was released on a Friday. In France box-office takings at the first night are $13.7 million, Asian countries - $7.8 million. In Australia it is only $3 million. But is the fifth highest opening has ever been there. In South Korea only $1.5 million, but it is still 59% higher than the previous gatherings while opening of “Goblet” (November 2005). According to the company press-releases, Harry Potter (the fifth part) will be released in the record number of cinemas – 9000 and in 4285 cities and 13100 copies are going into the world’s release. Thus, hopes on Harry Potter’s successful running are rather high! Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix will be released in the 91 cinema (35 out of them are foreign cinemas). This film is the shortest one, comparing with the previous version. It lasts only 2 hours and 18 minutes. His main opponents are Shreck (the third part) and Transformers.  In Russia, the premiere will take place at the 19th of July! For this role Daniel Radcliffe will get 50 million dollars! Actually, this sum is not entirely his. He has to pay to his managers, agents and, of course, taxes! It is incredibly high payment. It can be explained, as though, Dan can be an actor of one movie! Harry Potter and his cinema versions are very popular, even extremely popular, even girls and friends associate Daniel with his main character. Some even call him Harry. According to the public opinion he will never be able to get this success again! Nevertheless, there are two more films about Harry Potter! But, Digital Spy are confident – Daniel Radcliffe till the rest of his life will be Harry Potter! But Daniel says, that he has no reasons to worry. This year he will become a person of majority age and will have an access to his 46 million of dollars! He thinks, it is no use to be upset and he will always be able to find less profitable but still interesting roles! By the way, he also mentioned, that he already has a decent sum of money, so it is no use to be worried about his future! Also, he added, that it is very flattering thing to be one of the richest and popular people of the World, but he is a self-sufficient person. By the way, let’s remember about “The Equus” – Daniel Theater debut – it was warmly received by critics.

Harry Potter Promotes Violence

Thursday, March 27th, 2008
  1. Harry Potter Promotes Violence

    Books about Harry Potter are popular among young readers! Then not only children began reading it. Harry’s adventures became popular in all over the world, it is one of the bestsellers and the most recognizable and readable book. It made a giant progress in education, it made kids read! Harry is their best friend, they grow up together with him, for example, when the story started Harry was only 11, so are the children and now he is 17 and those children followed him on his way. Harry Potter has cinema versions, sometimes, it seems, that they are even more popular, than books. So, Harry Potter and everything considering him, is viewed as of the most appropriate coffee-table books for young readers. But, in the course of time and especially with the appearing of cinema versions, critics opinions has changed! Harry Potter and movies about him became too violent, too dangerous for children, they promote violence and destruction.

It is difficult to believe but they are not for children at all! Let’s have a closer look at those movies. So, main Harry Potter audience is children, but their mental state and psyche is changeable, they can’t make their own decisions yet, so, they think, that violence and murders, quarrels, evil is something common ans usual! Moaning Myrtle is a very interesing character, it frightens kids to death, nobody wants to use this toilette, because Myrtle is their. May be, every child, knowing about this, will have some troubles while going into public-toilet.

Quidditch! It is one of the stupidest games in the world! First of all, while playing, lerners at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry ca be hurt and nobody tries explain to children, that playing those games in reality will be dangerous.

They are not fairytales, these books have much in common with real black magic and occultism. There can be made a lot of traces to real historical characters! For example, Lord Voldemort is as prototype of Hitler! He is striving to blood purity, but he is himself a half-blood person. So, he is promoting principles that he himself can’t follow.

Murders are a must! Movies and books are full of murders and crimes. They seem to be integral part of it. In this way Rowling wants to prepare children to reality and to the inevitable end of our lives - death! So, it is up to you to decide whether it is justified or not, to see blood and murders at, when you are only 10-years old!

Bad family relations! When a child is a cockshy in a family and he is constantly suffers from sneer and awful treatment from his own relatives it considered to be a norm, a perfect way of living.

New Life of Harry Potter

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

New Life of Harry Potter

For many times Daniel Radcliffe was predicted to became a one-movie-star but as it turned out Daniel is not going to leave his career as a movies star.Daniel is eager to change school uniform, spells and magic for moustache and WW1 uniform. Now Harry Potter is 18 years-old-boy. The last - 7th book about Harry’s adventures was written and an actor decided to change his line of roles. He is not a small Wizard-boy anymore. He is a mature young man, full of desire to show his braveness and courage, he is an attire of the Irish Guards.

The ads and first pictures of the upcoming film My Boy Jack have appeared on the web. Later it will appear on the TV screen, the following companies have bought rights for it broadcasting: ITV in the UK and U.S., PBS.

Synopsis of the movie: Rudyard Kipling has a 17-year-old son named Jack (he is played by Daniel Radcliffe). Rudyard made a decision to send his son to the Irish Guards, without paying attention to his bad eyesight. Jack strictly followed his destination and finally got lost in the Battle of Loos. His family (mother and father) is in despair - they spent a lot of sleepless nights while looking for their son.

Harry Potter turned to be a very versatile person. He is capable of doing everything, and playing any role. Nothing can destroy his talent. As for me, it is a perfect role to proof that he is not a one-movie-star!
 

Harry Potter Mania

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Harry Potter Mania

Have you ever think why Harry Potter movies and everything considering him is so popular? There are a lot of reasons, some of them are respective ones and some are really disgusting. So, I do want to believe that Harry Potter is so famous because of: interesting plot, picturesque scenes in movies, talented actors and so on. And I don’t want to hear, that Harry Potter’s success is just a perfectly thought-over marketing strategy. Press release, advertisements, extensive news-paper coverage… Namely these all made Harry Potter a star and gave him millions of fans worldwide… As it turned out, if compare worldwide box-office takings from James Bond movies (there were 22 of them) and Harry Potter (I mean 5 parts) Harry is an undoubted leader.And now, please, don’t think, that I am pulling your leg, Potter’s box office takings are US$4.47 billion and James Bond - US$4.44 billion. And there will be 2 more parts about Harry Potter adventures. Harry Potter is even more popular than 6 episodes of Star Wars. But, I am still in disbelief, let’s take for example James Bond, he used to be the hero of millions of people, even the icon of the whole generation, it survived a lot of political affairs and conflicts and finally, there were 22 movies about him!!! But Harry has overcome him. May be the problem is in inflation? But, it is not the end, the record is going to be achieved in 2010 with the release of the 6th movie!